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Friday
Oct082010

Day 6: Something I hope I never have to do

Friggin tax deadlines. Really messes with my blogging!

There are a lot of things I hope I never have to do. I hope I don't ever have to stick flaming hot pokers in my eyes. I hope I never have to give birth. (Bleh!) I hope I never have to eat the infected intestines of a zombie. I hope I never have to slide down a giant razor blade into a pool of lemon juice. I hope I never have to wear a bikini in public. I hope I never have to go to a Creed concert.

I hope I never have to deal with my parents dying. Hear that Mom? No dying. I'mma need you to work that one out. Death is no.

Yeah, I'm calling this one in.

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Reader Comments (1)

You and me? We're practically twinsies.

I mean, Creed? What was that all about?!

And I'm sure your mom is lovely and that she deserves to live forever. Like a vampire. But maybe without the fangs. Most moms have enough bite already.

October 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteralonewithcats
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