stop--shower time....
December 30, 2010 at 4:28 PM Ahhh, December. I see what you're doing. Because I had a really good November, you switched it up! Okay, so December hasn't sucked entirely, but I have basically been one form of sick or another for the whole month and that's not really ideal. My immune system is really not the greatest. I had a sinus infection for the first two to three weeks. And I'm rounding out the month with the death-rattle cough. I sound like I've been smoking 3 packs of reds a day for the last 20 years. I've never smoked a red. They're way too manly for me. (Mama Pants's mom smoked reds, actually. And when I laughcough, I sound just like her.)
But I feel human today, which is a first since Monday. I've been out sick from work all week. If I weren't sick, it would be awesome. I could get a ton of stuff done. Instead, I've only accomplished a lot of sleeping. And stinking. I'm pretty sure I stink; no shower since Monday. And I think today is Thursday--yes, it is. So I stink. Sorry kitties. But I do feel human, which is a plus. I put contacts in--big sign, as it means I plan on being awake long enough to justify putting them in. I had a cup of coffee--first since Monday (which is big, as it's generally my lifeblood), though I've had a lot of tea. I love tea, but I loooooove coffee. Coffee is my brokeback mountain. I can't quit it. But I also know better than to go and marry tea, even though coffee is what makes me tick.
Today is Mama Pants's birthday! She's *mumble* years old! We're going to dinner tonight to celebrate--a steakhouse, which will be my first non-soup food in several days. I'll be loading up on immodium. You wanted to know that, right? Heh. I'm also going to shower. I think a birthday warrants a shower. Plus, my hair is downright sculptural, and I don't think it's a good look for me.
So wish a happy birthday to Mama Pants! Love you, Mom!! (I win.)
december kicks my ass, mama pants, stinky
Reader Comments (3)
Happy Birthday to Mama Pants! Hope you are feeling healthier today, Ms. Pants...happy New Year and one year closer to your NYC goals!
I'm belated on this, since the internet was out of vacation bounds last week, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAMA PANTS! I hope dinner was yummy, and that this year treats you like the awesome mama that you are! :D
I'm unforgivably late - love you, Big Apple Pants.
And Happy Belated Birthday to the fabulous Mama Pants!